我还没死(趣味英语)
一个年轻人昏死了过去,但是当他的朋友们要掩埋他的时候却又苏醒过来。他的一个朋友问他死的感觉是怎样的。
“死!”他喊道。“我并没有死,我知道我没死,因为我的脚是凉的,而我又很饿。”
“你怎么能肯定你没死?”
“当然哪,我知道如果我上了天堂,我就不会觉得饿;如果我下到地狱,那我的脚就不会是凉的了。”
I Wasn't Dead
A young man fell into a state of coma,but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead.“Dead!”he exclaimed.“I wasn't dead.And I knew I wasn't,because m y feet were cold and I was hun g r y.”
“But how did that make y ou sure?”
“Well,I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hun g r y,and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn'tbe cold.”
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