(在美国)工作与坐牢(趣味英语)
坐牢多半呆在8×10牢房。
工作多半囿于6×8隔间。
坐牢一日三餐。
工作只能中间休息吃一顿,饭钱自掏。
坐牢表现好可以减刑。
工作表现好担子更重。
坐牢看守为你锁门开门。
工作必须随身带安全卡,开门锁门自己来。
坐牢可以看电视玩游戏。
工作看电视玩游戏会被炒鱿鱼。
坐牢自己有厕所。
工作厕所要与他人共用。
坐牢有亲友探视。
工作连与亲友说话都不行。
坐牢费用全由纳税人掏,还不用干活。
工作上班费用全自理,还要从工资中扣税支付犯人费用。
坐牢大半生时间遥望牢外,一心想出去。
工作多半想出去,到酒吧消遣。
坐牢看守往往是虐待狂。
工作的看守是经理。
Work vs. Prison
IN PRISON y ou s p end the ma j orit y of y our time in an 8×10 cell.
AT W ORK y ou s p end most of y our time in a 6×8 cu-bicle.
IN PRISON y ou g et three meals a da y.
AT W ORK y ou onl y g et a break for 1 meal and y ou have to p a y for it.
IN PRISON y ou g et time off for g ood behavior.
AT W ORK y ou g et rewarded for g ood behavior with more work.
IN PRISON a g uard locks and unlocks all the doors for y ou.
AT W ORK y ou must carr y around a securit y card and unlock and o p en all the doors y ourself.
IN PRISON y ou can watch TV and p la y g ames.
AT W ORK y ou g et fired for watchin g TV and p la y ing g ames.
IN PRISON y ou g et y our own toilet.
AT W ORK y ou have to share.
IN PRISON the y allow y our famil y and friends to visit.
AT W ORK y ou cannot even s p eak to y our famil y and friends.
IN PRISON all ex p enses are p aid b y tax p a y ers with no work re q uired.
AT W ORK y ou g et to p a y all the ex p enses to g o to work and then the y deduct taxes from y our salar y to p a y for p risoners.
IN PRISON y ou s p end most of y our life lookin g throug h bars from the inside wantin g to g et out.
AT W ORK y ou s p end most of y our time wantin g to get out and inside bars.
IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT W ORK the y are called mana g ers.
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