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很公正Fair Enough

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很公正Fair Enough 一位年轻的名律师正赶往法庭打一场十分复杂的官司,突然,他发现自己来到了天国之门。圣彼得领着他往里走,他开始争辩,说自己英年早逝肯'...

很公正Fair Enough


一位年轻的名律师正赶往法庭打一场十分复杂的官司,突然,他发现自己来到了天国之门。圣彼得领着他往里走,他开始争辩,说自己英年早逝肯定是弄错了。
“我还年轻,还不该死!我才35岁!”
圣彼得也觉得35岁就进天国之门似乎年轻了点儿,于是同意去核实一下。圣彼得核实完回来对这位律师说:“孩子,这恐怕要怪你自己。我们按照你向客户收费的小时数查对了一下你的年龄,结果表明你至少已经108岁。”
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to be gin arg uments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter started to es-cort him inside, when he be gan to protest that his untimel y death had to be some sort of mistake.
“I'm much too young to die! I'm only 35!”
St. Peter a greed that 35 did seem to be a bit young to be entering the Pearly Gates, and agreed to check on his case. W hen St. Peter returned, he told the attorney, “I'm afraid that the mistake must be yours, m y son. We verified y our age on the basis of the number of hours you've billed to your clients, and you're at least 108.”

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