验明正身(趣味英语)
老头死了。在隆重的葬礼上,乡村牧师滔滔不绝,大谈死者的优点——他是一个多么诚实的人,一个多么温情的丈夫,一个多么慈祥的父亲。
最后,他的遗孀俯身对一个孩子耳语:“往棺材里看看是不是你爸。”
(刘宗亚提供)
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The old man had died.A wonderful funeral was in p ro gress and the countr y p reacher talked at len g th of the g ood traits of the deceased———what an honest man he was,and what a lovin g husband and kind father he was.
Finall y,the widow leaned over and whis p ered to one of her children,“Go u p there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's y our p a.”
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